King of the Hill

[Jack Teach]

*sparrow is not on the king of the hill, and therefore he cannot be carried away by ants as he is neither dead or anywhere near the hill*

[Adama]

(didn't read lol) Adama slips on to sparrows boat and awaits for him to arrive at the island. Once on said island Adama runs to a nearby hill screaming ''Mine!!!!'

[DezNutz]

Upon venturing to the Hill from the Moderator Lounge, Dez finds it mysterious empty. Dez claims the title of King of the Hill.

[Lil Lola]

Lolita right behind Dez pushes him over while stealing his Crown! I’m the “Queen of the hill” old man!

[Henry Avery]

Thomas digs up from under Lolita and shoots her in the knee, making her fall down the hill. He then sets up a lawn chair and sits there, now king of the hill.

[Meliva]

Meliva looks around for the hill, remembers she's in kansas which is flat as a pancake, and there are no hills. She takes a plane, drives it on top of thomas, and lies on the hill in a smouldering wreckage- her shattered body is now queen of the hill.

[Argo]

Argo arrives. Taking her grappling hook from her shoulder-bag she casts over the top of what's left of the meliva airways wreckage. Bingo! It takes. Meliva is pinned. Argo pulls and hauls herself up the rope to her throne -
Finally, sitting atop of a broken and near enough dead Meliva and the still smouldering plane she chuckles loudly and maniacally declaring, "Mwahaha - " I am now Queen of the Hill "

[Leo the Conqueror]

But Argo ate fatty foods for breakfast, and her weak heart could not handle it! Upon claiming the thrown, she suddenly suffers a panic attack that causes her leg to bow backwards and snap in half. Leo arrives just in time to witness the spectacle. No fighting needed, her high cholesterol did that for him!

[Dmanwuzhere]

looks at leo sitting on whatever was thrown
climbs the hill and sits on the throne and chuckles

[William one eye]

I see Dman begin to scream in Agony
Dman begins slapping himself uncontrollably as he runs in circles and tries to escape the horde of 100 million fire ants I have released at the site.
I casually step over Dman as he flails on the ground.
Then I sit comfortable on the throne, safely inside a full Wasp protection suit and I enjoy the beautiful Day