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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby DezNutz » Sun May 29, 2016 3:53 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre.
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Grimrock Litless » Sun May 29, 2016 3:55 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre. And got cooked
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby ChaIbaud » Sun May 29, 2016 5:25 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Meliva » Sun May 29, 2016 8:07 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby DezNutz » Sun May 29, 2016 8:08 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew.
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Meliva » Sun May 29, 2016 8:13 pm

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew. It tasted like
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Bigtea47 » Mon May 30, 2016 1:56 am

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew. It tasted like Bigteas tea that
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Meliva » Mon May 30, 2016 1:58 am

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew. It tasted like Bigteas tea that is awful tasting
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby Bigtea47 » Mon May 30, 2016 2:04 am

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew. It tasted like Bigteas tea that is awful tasting when made wrong.
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Re: [Three Word Game] A longer story

Postby DezNutz » Mon May 30, 2016 2:18 am

Once upon a time, there was a great mercenary that died of heart cancer, the clerics revived him but it didn't reduce his charm. All of the world loved him and wanted to know why he killed deznutz, because the poor lad wore yellow garters belonging to Danik. But they are cross-gartered and chafe deznutz completely raw. The wrong trousers were defenestrated by Danik's mom TheLoveTiger. TheLoveTiger and Mercenary made sweet, sweet chocolate for everyone in the nude. After eating chocolate they got diarrhea, (a) running gag here, have some patron and (a) taco bowl then wrestle (a) bear in KY Jelly. Then (an) angry donkey annoyed (a) terrifying ogre and got cooked medium-rare with (a) bottle of rum and (a) hearty stew. It tasted like Bigteas tea that is awful tasting when made wrong. The proper way
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