King of the Hill

[Painmaster]

Although, now that you remind me...

[Captain Jack]

I was searching for something while this came up! Too long you have been King of this precious HILL! Time for a change!

The hill is mine

[Most Lee Harmless]

ah..no...its not.

[Roberts]

Danik , you have no ground to stand on...

Back to the gallows you go..

We have a new king!

King neptune here, as i sell fish hehe

[Most Lee Harmless]

I laugh in the face of death.. and with one agile leap, I am free from the noose and back on the throne...

[R0nnie]

But the throne turned out to be an electric chair, and danik got a near-fatal shock. With him too weak to move a muscle, i push him downhill in a wooden cart, get rid o' the throne,bring my nice n cozy leather couch in its place, and claim myself as the King o' the hill
(plz try to be creative in your replies...if you go back a few pages...ok quite a few pages, you'll see what i'm talking about. The replies should be funny and describe how you got rid of the current ruler(never kill him or that'd make a comeback impossible)..i hope you get what i'm sayin here )

[Most Lee Harmless]

But R0nnie had mis-calculated the trajectory of the discarded throne... it gather speed on its downhill journey, hit a steep rise, and was projected into a massive loop-the-loop, which gathered even more speed on its downward path, striking with the force of a thousand hammers, it drove both sofa and R0nnie into the next county... Danik strolled casually up, righted the now somewhat dented throne, and re-took his rightful place..

He also removed the fuse.

[R0nnie]

LOL..
Somewhat dumbstruck as to how such a plan could backfire, Ronnie plots a whole new way to capture the hill once and for all. He inflated his old helium balloon, and floated towards the hill. As he approached, he could see Danik dozing off in his reacquired throne. Ronnie hovered a thousand feet over Danik, took a careful aim, and dropped a mustard gas bomb right on top of him. In an instant billions of bilious blue blister(-ing barnacles...oh how i miss tintin ) formed on his skin, and like a mad man he rushed down the hill, screaming his lungs out in agony. Ronnie then casually landed his balloon, and simply walked over to the throne, and regained his rightful place.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik soothed his wounds with a long slow bath in best champagne : then donned his Cloak of Invisibility and snuck back up the hill : unseen by the usurper R0nnie, he carefully tied R0nnies bootlaces to the throne, then tied a long rope to the back of the throne : the other end he tied to the helium balloon. Casting off the balloon Danik smiled as R0nnie was carried aloft. Unknown to R0nnie, Danik had also rigged the balloon to instantly deflate once it was over Mrs Miggins midden (famed for its size and odour throughout Avonmora). Thus the usurper came back to earth with an malign splat.

Danik reclaimed his rightful place.

[Captain Jack]

Or so he thought as the moment he stepped there, the throne exploded into a thousand pieces after heavy bombarment of my 100-cannon cutter. Danik left fast before new cannonballs could meet him, thus leaving the space wide open for myself.