by Most Lee Harmless » Mon May 11, 2015 10:08 pm
Bert HigginBotham : he ruled the Cleckheaton Lido with a ruthless manner that allowed no quarter : one day his slumbers were shattered by the sound of Mavis Eckerslycke emptying the pool after a failed swan dive from the top board turned into a major belly-flop : Mavis was a large woman, with even larger teeth, obese even by local standards long steeped in lard and bacon butties. Bert ran forth from his changing locker and leapt into the pool to evict the shameless hussy : they wrestled for many hours until she finally pummeled him into silence. There were nowt else for it, Bert got down on one shattered knee-cap and proposed and Mavis, blushing profusely, accepted : many have claimed to have been there on the day Higginbotham wrestled and lost to the Great White Mavis : but they lie, for few witnessed the awful horror of the meeting, just two of us, me and Sid Almondsburyness, who failed to return from an expedition to the fabled Miggins & Miggins chip-shop in Lower Cholmondsbeaton, aye, a sad loss... but that's another story.....
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