Dad Jokes for Days

[PFH]

Who has the best dad joke? Winner is decided on day 3975. Winner also wins 75 credits.

I will start, but I’m not a direct participant in the contest.

What do you call a fake noodle?

Spoiler: show

An impasta

[William one eye]

Had an Arborist over last week to help me with some old trees in my yard. I think you'd like him, he was a pretty good feller.

[William one eye]

Never try to party with an equiangular quadrilateral, they are real squares.

[PFH]

I loved the first one over the second

[DezNutz]

What does a ginger do when he wants to high five a friend?

Spoiler: show

He claps.

[Lil Lola]

Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.

In other news, I just lost my job as a life guard.

[DezNutz]

I told my friends that I was heading to Auchtermuchty,

They replied, Wear the fox hat?

[Lil Lola]

I am giving up drinking for a month.

That came out wrong.

I am giving up. Drinking for a month.






can a joke come to fruition? I’m out with Jack, is a good friend.

[PFH]

Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.

In other news, I just lost my job as a life guard.

These are all pretty good. This will be difficult lol

[DezNutz]

What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?

Very Little.