The Tides of Change

[Sir Johnny English]

The Tides of Change is Rulerless and is up for grabs. Anyone wishing to succeed the chaos here is free to do so.

[Sir Johnny English]

Anyone notice the map on the headquarters...with two compasses(one geometrical and the other magnetic/geographic)? Thone with names like Questela Marisona, Vorena, etc.?

[Captain Jack]

Also, this TToC is open to anything Quirky... Like... anyone notice the map on the headquarters...with two compasses(one geometrical and the other magnetic/geographic)? Thone with names like Questela Marisona, Vorena, etc.?

I just noticed it

[Sir Johnny English]

Three Players hath the Tides of Change seen crowned, but no previous ruler matcheth the glory of Sir Johnny English. Welcome, to The Tides of Change, where nothing will be constant. Actually, even 'nothing' will change here. Heck, even Change will change.

SJE lays a staunch claim that the governor's daughters and sons follow polygamy. The descriptions made by their lovers are too similar for them to be seperate perons.

[Pimpernel]

Polygamy...no. The governors are just very fertile...lots of children. Plus, the governors change so frequently! As for voodoo, there is a fine line between a witch and a &itch. LOL

[Sir Johnny English]

The Late Dassem Ultor's Profile picture (Avatar, wasn't it?)

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Hail this guy. He is our equivalent of Chuck Norris.

[Sir Johnny English]

According to the number of views this thread received, it's >300 something(I wonder how many are mine). Couldn't beleive I managed to waste that many peoples' time. Wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!

[Sir Johnny English]

Hopefully Avonmora, something of real significance may just crop up here in these Tides of Change. That would be definite first. But since this is a usless comment just hinting on future possibilities, I might just make it normal for now:

The Anomoran map is intriguing me. It seems to be a section of a larger world. is Avonmora a flat land? Ar there any ports in the poles? Is any port even relatively chilly? Are the ships of different ports made from Different quality wood? Do the number of ports owned on each continent determine the land owned there by the nations? Do the citizens of Avonmora vary in hair and skin color across the ports? Hav eAvonmorans ever sited Aliens? And is this PIe-rates glory? That's all I can think of for now. Hopefully, next time, there will be something really readable.

Some Serious Geographist looks up and Exclaims-"ULTOR! Enough is enough! Cease your questioning. What do you know anout geography? Maps, Demographics, Politics and the landscape are not your concern at all. Go and play in the rain puddle you call these days as the Tides of Change.

PS: Some new poll has been created. Vote!

[Sir Johnny English]

In the The TToC/ABC/Coastal Times Hired Luxury interview room,...

Men, women, boys and gals, I present thoust all an interview of a great Interviewer. The First time of anything worth it in TToC:

FRANCOIS LE CLERC!

DU: Hello, Clerc. May the interview commence?
Sure!It's nice to be interviewed after interviewing.

DU: One of the first things Avonmorans relate you with, in Avonmora is your ABC news. Despite some negative remarks, it seems it has been liked at heart by many players. How do you feel, on such an achievement and if any, pls tell how you struck upon the idea.

Francois: Well as I always say "Not me,I surely will not fail" and why play a game without any news except the Daily Update(at that time),make a news give the people what they like.

DU: You have been famous for your radical gameplay changes. You were a trader(at some point, I beleive),(are most importantly) a pirate, a journalist and a great name changer (and also much more I can't think of). What drives your Change, in all spheres of Avomoran life?
Francois: It's a game with many aspect.It's like your country you have language,dance etc.You have to explore the different part and try to enjoy yourself.It's not like you won't find a bad egg in a game.

DU: Do you beleive some theory that insists that Aiora is on the South pole?

Francois le Clerc: Aiora on the south pole,well I have to say I am a sailor I don't know and yes I believe so.IT'S WORLDS END.

DU: You have been part of many wars, raids and attacks. Describe one such thing that you found very worth the game.

Francois le Clerc: Well everything.I saw the name pirates glory I didnt know I would see traders.I was looking for a Spanish Armada of some 50 sotl vs my sloop/cutter.Instead I found a game that I played above my expectations.It has some real nature and some stuff you can't believe.

DU: Sir James Cook was the first player I met. How is Sir James Cook different from Sir James Bond and Francois le Clerec?

Francois the Clerc: Sir James Cook is a linguistic trader,Sir James Bond is a secret agent trading,Mahdi al Tajir King of England and Francois le Clerc is a pirate trading trader pirate.

DU: If you were given the option of beeing a bear, what would you do, most of the time? (Besides sleeping and hibernating, was what I meant).

FlC: Ahh,find some honey or some nice food,maybe a deer would do.


DU: What do you regret most, in this game?
FlC: Nothing,life comes with expectations.In school you are taught lessons then given a test to see what you learn,then in life you are given test to be taught lessons.


DU: What's your favourite modern ship in the real world?

FlC: US Warships


DU: What is your general objective in this game?

FlC: Make money,lose money and enjoy myself.

DU: Long long ago, when you joined the game, in fact, what option did you choose: Pirate, Nobleman or Merchant?

FlC: I have no idea,I was just clicking on pirate games and signed up here.It actually took me 1 minute to see the words "Upgrade Sloop"

DU: How does Avonmoran Rum taste and feel like? And, do you agree with the general consensus that Panian rum is the best?

FlC: It taste so good you couldn't say how it taste.I don't think so,I would have to go with Akrotiri.

DU: If you were given a really long interview, what question would you really like to be asked?
FlC: "Why is the rum gone."


DU: You seem to be enjoying piracy these days. Have you changed tactics in Piracy since your beginning, or has it been a develop where you can but same at heart kind of thing?

FlC: Nope,I only changed my ships.You know that I am a mad professor sometimes.

DU: You have written many a poem in many a place(The English Forums have 2 pages dedicated to you, the tavern more than that, definitely). What's your most favourite and fun composition?
FlC: I have no favorite poem

DU: Have you ever been at the receiving end of a ghastly raid? If so, describe it if you are willing
FlC: Well when I just started I think I had three raids on me back to back


DU: If, you are in an interview, and it gets too long and the interviewer cannot seem to ask you even a single good question, what do you usually do?

FlC: I would tell him to stop the interview until tomorrow and gather a few more qestions.

DU: What are your opinions on this game? And have you ever read the outsider reviews?

FlC: This game is ok.Outsiders review never heard of it.

DU: If you were given the choice between wrting a biography, a fiction novel and a scientific journal, which would you choose? If none of these fell to your liking, what would you author, at best?

FlC: A scientific journal of course.It's easier to get into danger in science.

DU: What's your favourite Sport?
FlC: Soccer of course then cricket.They are the nicest games ever.

DU: Final Q: If you were prompted to say something that is going to be immortalized into a quote, what would you say?

FlC: Don't let the world change your smile,let your smile change the world or a person without knowledge is like a tree without roots.

Thus, gentlemen and ladies, ended the Interview. Hope the interview satisfied something in everyone involoved atleast infinitesimally.
PS: I hope every one knows that DU: stood for Dassem Ultor and FlC stood for Francois le Clerc or another name the person is gonna change the name to.

[Sir Johnny English]

Today, i bring ye all da interview of Sir Johnny English, interviewd by himslef. For clarity's sake, SJE in the Questioner and Sir ianswers.

SIR JOHNNY ENGLISH

SJE: Welcome. May we begin?
Sir:Sure.

SJE: What, according to you, is one of the most gravest issue you have faced here, in all of you pathetic 4 months of playing?
Sir: The Most Graves issue? Well, I think its the ******* lack of imagination-stimulation and a ******* lack of direct action. Games are not simply think and do and get fruits of yer actions kind of things. The first thing a game must do is to capture your imagination.

SJE: What have you learnt as a mediocre all around trader come pirate, in this game?
Sir: Nothing, actually. I stay only to irritate the people here. It's fantastic. Now you say it...I think building ships real slow is a good thing. You won't have much to do once your captains are out of purse. So, building ships slow might retain you for a bit longer. Its always how longer you stay untill inactivity.

SJE: Fine answer. But I think you're slightly off-bonkers and players, I am sure, will agree to this. What is yer opinion on it.
Sir: Hey, I am a radical thinker and a revolutionary communicator(It doesn't have anything to do with generators). Anyone saying otherwise is lying.

SJE: Oh, certainly. All of Avonmora then. Next Q. What has been your role in the game?
Sir: Playing and teaching some fundamental things to an occasional newbie. I think I've talked to a dozen such people by now, dem nooBs.

SJE: WHAT! U HELPED NOOBS?!! Certainly you did not give them training, tell me you didn't?! Cause you're a ****** strategist!
Sir: Relax, its just about some danger system or some other easy thing. I am quite sure now that I can explain the danger system.

SJE: Pray, tell me what it is.
Sir: Its easy, of course you attack only if you feel endangered. If you have danger points, you attack. Simple.

SJE: Oh (faint...) Well, Next Q...What is your view on the new things the administrator seems to like, bring every other week?
Sir: Well, I certainly don't understand most of them. Simpler language might be good, but it may be laziness on my part too. I simply don't understand how I'm gonna spend my 72 skirmish points. I'm certainly not attacking with the risks involved or for the small profit. I would like it if some new, game changing feature turned up.

SJE: Well, your choice. What was your choice on the mainscreen? On entering?
Sir: I took pirate. I was confused about choosing a nation. Settled for my own. Then, I immediately started making howkers. I completed the noble missions forst. So, what am I?

SJE: Who cares? You answered the question and that's done. What would you do if you like, suddenly got 1000 credits?
Sir: I would Just keep them there. Not use it at all.

SJE: Was expecting something big...no matter. What, is your favourite style in PG?
Sir: Bragging.

SJE: What is the objective of your usless forum, the TTOC?
Sir: You named the objective with extra high accuracy. It's completely designed to be epically useless.

SJE: Finally, if you were to be qouted, what do you think the qouter's word would be?
Sir: Speak only the truth.

Wierd man, this Sir Johnny English. Well, till next interview then. Signing off, SJE.