Congratulations to Queen Elizabeth - 70 years on the throne ..( unheard of in Avonmora!)..and all our PG British Pirates, Privateers, Bounty Hunters, Plantation Owners and Merchants - a grand reason to parrghty 
MIAB reporters in London for the celebrations say they spotted the Queen taking a quick bathroom break between events.
Happy Jubilee you historically blood-thirsty scallywags!!
