.:: Avonmora Daily ::. | .:: Fresh Start? ::.

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.:: Avonmora Daily ::. | .:: Fresh Start? ::.

Postby Admiral Nelson » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:27 pm

.:: Avonmora Daily ::.

.:: Edition 1 - Fresh Start? ::.

.:: Juicy might be back? Sailors run away! ::.

Recently in Avonmora, a rare unusual vessel was spotted in multiple ports; at first they thought it was a ghost one of those apparitions that appear, whether it is due to a sad day for those individuals or the vessel itself.

However as time went by, they realized this was no apparition. As the cannons started appearing on that scallywag Captain Da Vinci massive armada of ships passing through; rumour has it that vessel made off with a lot of swag of Captain Da Vinci’s. In every port this ship was sighted in! Captain Da Vinci was clueless until it was too late!

Later that day it was reported that a man classed as ‘gone and forgotten’ by Avonmora itself, made several rankings within the nation of Isle of Man. This individual was no other than the pirate of Juicy Potato – A pirate that was well known to those in The Pirate Kings [ZomB]. Question is, is he here to stay? Will he now haunt Avonmora with his cannons?



.:: All bad news for Captain Da Vinci! ::.

Captain Da Vinci a man known for his large ship count, his tremendous battle count or shall we mention his large booty? Apparently to some individuals this does not matter! In the past two days, he has had a raid performed on him and had his booty stolen! That’s right stolen!

The raid performed on Captain Da Vinci was iconic in a way, as it was done by a pirate that has not been sighted for a while – Juicy Potato. He used Captain Da Vinci to rank himself up with the nation of Isle of Man and rumour has it, he stole a few ships and by rights other vultures came along to grab some free ships!

No one really knows how much was really stolen from Captain Da Vinci in regards to his booty underground; however it is happening frequently (Within a monthly basis) which leads people to think? Is it just 10,000 gold coins? If not, and it’s more why does he not do anything about such? Perhaps he’s just reached a point where he makes as much as he loses when someone finds his booty in a short amount of time?



.:: Old men tell no tales? ::.

It appears in the taverns of Avonmora talk seems to be around an unusual chap – Grapefruit. By unusual, Avonmora Daily means an unknown figure to Avonmora. No one really knows his past – What he’s done, or what he’s doing now. He never really talks in forums or in game messages, at least to us. But who wants to talk to us anyway. Right?

In Taverns it is said he is under threat, and when we looked at the Bounty Board earlier we could see what said individuals was on about. There was a Thieving Magpie bounty upon him, which seems to be of claimed remarkably! We have no idea who planted it, or claimed the bounty but rest assured we will do our very best to find who this scallywag is! Everyone likes grapes! It’s a novelty only rich men can afford, and when we peasants buy grapes, we have one a day!

We hope you enjoyed this issue of Avonmora Daily.
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Admiral Nelson.
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Postby Grimrock Litless » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:35 pm

There is a difference between grapefruit and grape.
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Postby Lana » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:00 pm

:y :)

Welcome back! ^_^
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Postby Shadowood » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:17 pm

Aye, welcome back.

It will be good to hear some quality reporting around these parts
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Postby OG Deadking » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:47 pm

huh, yay i guess he is back for good this time.

unless he gets hit very hard again.
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Postby PFH » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:48 pm

OG Deadking wrote:huh, yay i guess he is back for good this time.

unless he gets hit very hard again.

It takes more than a lil voodoo to bring down a nelson ;)
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