Pirate Health Warning
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:09 pmPirate Health Warning : Important Please Read
Pirate-enhancing drugs also known as PED are substances used by pirates to improve their performances in combat, voodoo, and treasure hunting. Side Effects of Pirate-Enhancing Drugs include; For Men : Shrinking of wooden leg and Irritaion of eye patches. For Women: Hair growth on chest and a Deepening of the voice. The following substances are considered PED's. Dangerous and unsafe for consumption.
Be on the lookout for suspicious baked goods originating from the isle of Goroum. These pastries are believed to contain Cannbinoids and can turn normal everyday traders into thieving cuthroats with voracious appetites.
The other dangerous product is packaged similar to the popular Barbados Rum. Nicknamed "Blue Sky" (also known as Big Blue or Blue Magic) is the pub name which has been coined for the notoriously potent and 180 proof chemically pure triple distilled cane rum. Both of these products have been discovered in the galleys of abandoned ships. And are primarily responsible for events of senseless plunder and vengeful voodoo.
If you or any pirate you know has come into contact with substances mentioned above, please send the information to Capt Dungeness. ID # 3397. He will be in charge of all pirate rehabilitation. Notify myself if you have substances that need removal. I am an expert in both of the PED's and know how to dispose of properly.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Lefty
Pirate-enhancing drugs also known as PED are substances used by pirates to improve their performances in combat, voodoo, and treasure hunting. Side Effects of Pirate-Enhancing Drugs include; For Men : Shrinking of wooden leg and Irritaion of eye patches. For Women: Hair growth on chest and a Deepening of the voice. The following substances are considered PED's. Dangerous and unsafe for consumption.
Be on the lookout for suspicious baked goods originating from the isle of Goroum. These pastries are believed to contain Cannbinoids and can turn normal everyday traders into thieving cuthroats with voracious appetites.
The other dangerous product is packaged similar to the popular Barbados Rum. Nicknamed "Blue Sky" (also known as Big Blue or Blue Magic) is the pub name which has been coined for the notoriously potent and 180 proof chemically pure triple distilled cane rum. Both of these products have been discovered in the galleys of abandoned ships. And are primarily responsible for events of senseless plunder and vengeful voodoo.
If you or any pirate you know has come into contact with substances mentioned above, please send the information to Capt Dungeness. ID # 3397. He will be in charge of all pirate rehabilitation. Notify myself if you have substances that need removal. I am an expert in both of the PED's and know how to dispose of properly.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Lefty