Disclaimer: Alot of my best and most fun ideas have turned out to be against the rules in the past.. or so i've been told. i think this great idea is different, but i've been wrong before. but my treasure is safe for a week, so if this is against the rules, this topic will be cleared in the next 7 days... wutever, here goes

His Majesty Divine Zombie Lord-King of Somalia proclaims the following:

There is 20 million gold buried deep in Tortuga soil below a sordid den of the most un-imaginably debase debauchery known to man. It's true, Ten foot bullish women and boys soft as silk ALONE stand between you and the sexiest treasure known to man.

it's already been robbed twice, and his Majesty would never lower Himself to return to such a filthy debase place. as such, the treasure belongs to whoever gets there first.

more then anything He would enjoy it greatly if He could sit and watch the lot of you go for it.

watch out for the Minotaur.. he lacks both decency and scruples.

the last robbery was roughly 3 hours ago, so u have 7 days minus 3 hours to prepare to ur hearts content.

happy hunting. the tears of the innocent mark the spot.

cuz X is for losers

Always Yours,
-MAjesty

Post Script

HA! it's a Somalian beauty pageant. i'm not even making this up

turns out i had this port maxed out already

That money is cursed. All who claim it as rightfully theirs shall perish in an untimely fate. Don't believe me, look at the Somalian princesses above who tried to find it. BEWARE

Ouch. That takes it from being funny to petty and mean. Surely you are bigger than that. Racism is in the eye of the beholder. Try looking at things with both eyes open instead of one shut. Would you like to get in a one legged butt kicking contest with the Somalian princesses who have been forced to guard your brothels profits?

yes. because it would be funny.

and i would win.

how do u think they ended up in a 3rd-er world brother guarding my treasure in the first place.

they even pretended to believe me when i sed i wud come bak for them. but i seez it in their eye.

they knowz... they knowz