Plaintiffs Opening Statement

In regards to the conduct of one said Sloop-Master ZEPHORE...

The sale of ship's is not the issuse at hand that can easily be more then proven, but rather the conduct of one when doing so and the expected behavior and moral code in such transactions. upon further investigation during the trial you will see and the people will sIde the truth.









"A man is only as good as his word, and even a Pirate hoisted a flag before opening fire."

I have to admit, the Plaintiffs opening statement is short and ..well short...

Opening statement of the defense:
Who is Zephore? He is a man of many hats. Is he a pirate? At times, is he a privateer? Also yes, but he is a politician, a trader, master ship builder, philanthropist, provider and healer.
Is he a deal squelching monster? I think you will see, the answer is no. Even before the trial, Zephore was busy:
Here is Zephore donating time to the Benjamin Russel Hospital for Children in Airoa


This was taken a week ago at the Tortuga Bastards of Pirates Orphanage


3 days ago feeding homeless hipsters in Regis


And lastly posing with Ashley Tisdale and Rebel Wilson to bring awareness to domestic sea turtle abuse

Is this the new face of monsterocracy? I say nei! But im sure we will hear all kinds of lies and preposterous things… Lady and Gentleman of the court, you will have to decide for yourself.

These photos are clearly bogus! Zephore's face is clearly painted over the true helpers!

El Draque wrote:
This was taken a week ago at the Tortuga Bastards of Pirates Orphanage

Nice to see zeph visiting his kids, even if he refuses to admit they are his.

100% real as documented and verified by a third party company named "HaveSomeFun.INC"

I will send you the supporting documents post trial councilor.

Doth our judges wish the plantiffs to move to their first witness ad cross examination?

What are photos? That a new fangled term for portrait?

Also where's the other judges? Did they skip town afraid of a little hanging? Until they show up, I'll use this bee I have in my pocket to represent CW/Buzz, and this sock puppet for whoever the third judge is.

Now, sockie, what do you think so far?

Sockie says that we should hang everyone here. Including me, and all the people present.

Buzzie says that everyone should golight up Buzz and steal some ships.

So far, I will say that the portrait evidence is not sufficient to prove innocence, but will not declare it fake.

Call your first witness and cross examine.

First witness called

Zephore himself

I would have assumed that they would have called the plantiff, you know to actually tell the court what the issue is, then i would call zeph to counter the claim.

Zeph is listed as my main witness.

But if the court allows it, we can flip ye scrip and I will call Argo

Sounds good to me

I'll allow it