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Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:56 pm**

Shady Acres Bank is now accepting deposits of $17,500,000!

We are currently expanding our operations and will be offering Credit Sales very soon!

For all your back woods, off the books, legally questionable transactions... Come to Shady Acres Bank, where our motto is: "We don't care and won't ask questions"

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:33 pm**

So I "hired" some illegal immigrants and few refugees to help expand my vaults. Man they work fast.

Now accepting deposits of up to $20,000,000

I still here some hammering in the back, so I think more room is coming soon!

:chest

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:35 pm**

The important question is, of course: How do I proceed to ROB this bank. There must be a way...

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:38 pm**

Good question.. I just can't believe how much money Im saving with these "under the table" workers... I should have plenty of money left over once I am done expanding.

Here at Shady Acres, "we don't care and won't ask"

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:12 pm**

But do you issue credit cards?

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:15 pm**

Haron wrote:But do you issue credit cards?

No credit cards available at this time. We deal in Gold Coin and Credits only... Perhaps a few other dark alley dealings...

Contact your local Shady Banker today on how he can steal.. I mean handle your money.

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:37 pm**

Should rename to Slim Shady

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:43 pm**

SDK wrote:Should rename to Slim Shady

My nick name when I was a just a young Powder Monkey was "Slim"...

But now my wives feed me WAY to good. Nothing Slim about Mr. Wood.

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:53 pm**

Shadowood wrote:
SDK wrote:Should rename to Slim Shady

My nick name when I was a just a young Powder Monkey was "Slim"...

But now my wives feed me WAY to good. Nothing Slim about Mr. Wood.

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:38 pm**

Haron wrote:The important question is, of course: How do I proceed to ROB this bank. There must be a way...

Well if he issues loans, you could be like Deadhits and take a large laons and then not pay it.

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