by Zephore » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:08 am
Introductions!
SHM: Our Rum lord, negotiator and of course, King of tokelau. Powerhouse of his own, intelligent yet humble, fought countless times.
Cutpurse; I'd like to think he's our tactician, but he's Finnish, so I'm not sure... I like his chest and bank accounts though.
El D: Conspiracy theorist, trader and banker, horrible joker... Trust me, he can win a war just by throwing horrible jokes…
TA: The dad of the team! Always so serious, unless he throws the WORST dad jokes out there, even surpassing El D. I’ve heard he got deep pockets, he sails powerful ships and in Harons absence, He did a good job mentoring me… Proud to have him on my team. He’s famous, his a shipnicking bandit, he’s an accountant. Oh, and he’s great for running budgets and distribution… hence the name?
Madshan; Super eager, super hyper, and GOD you're clogging the guild wall. Keep it up though, else it might get quiet. Acknowledged by Shadowood as Rookie of the year, set some impressive feats for such a “young” player, got those 1000 battles both fought and won in an incredible amount of time. Curious to the bone. She’s loyal, she’s fierce and would make a valuable member to any team, and often comes with a different view on stuff - great for making a ping pong with strategies.
Deznutz: The only guy with a "Community troll" achievement, and I suspect he'll make a campaign like "Vote Zeph or get ban" - oh, and supplier of cheesy poofs.
Pirate Nelson: Pirate, Formerly known as Pirate Roberts a legend to set sail on those seas, port controller, Has many names and titles. He's efficient, he's strong, and he'll be there - especially when you don't need him to lurk around your ships. Keeper of ports, Montenegro and Channel Islands.
Redbard: Best support in the game; He'll keep your back clean, even when he doesn't need to. He's our shield, one might say.
Bluebeard: He's our assisting firepower, keeper of gold and... Let's just say, he'll be where he needs to, when his time comes.
Eventine; recruit and rookie of the team, bound to learn something big! First, how not to lose a war, secondly how to win one! (Godammit U.S.A, she already does...)
A cold morning at the port of Aiora, Cutpurse and Sir Henry Morgan was quietly discussing some things at the docks. A little later,
Pirate Nelson shows up: "So... What's the plan guys?"
Cutpurse shrugs lightly.
"Well.. First of all, we need the other guys to show up. Then we'll start to finish the details of the plan"
As the fog clears, however El Draque is spotted mumblign irrationally about some animal abuse, shuffling some pictures and posters like a maniac
"Why do we have him again?" Pirate Nelson asks, no one in particular. Cutpurse then shaking his head "Well, that you got to ask the captain about...
speaking of which, where is the captain?"
Further down the harbour Redbard is then spotted carrying something, or rather someone.
Deznutz, apparently unseen, had now approached Cutpurse, Sir Henry Morgan "Guys... I... I think that's Zephore, in his coconut bra"
Sir Henry Morgan then breaks out in laughter, Cutpurse does a facepalm and shakes his head "Godammit Zephore..."
Bluebeard, Eventine and TA come from the other side, all dressed up. "TA, couldn't you at least keep some eye on Zephore he might be our Captain, but jesus..." Nelson scoffs.
Bluebeard, apparently shocked by the news "What do you mean, what's the matter"
Eventine eventually points at Redbard "Is that Captain Zephore?" Bluebeard following her finger, suddenly sighs deeply "Right, I see the issue."
"So where's mads- AGHHH" Madshan had sneaked up on El Draque, giving him a scare "Sorry, Draque I was just curious!" El Draque quietly returns to his
pictures.
As Redbard and Zephore join up with the others "Right, everything ready lads?"
"eeh, We might need some more rum, since well... I guess I know where my rum went last night..." SHM says with a smile and shrugs "I do hope you paid though"
Zephore, frowns upon this statement, and hands SHM a purse of gold "Right... payment, yes... Dez, did you bring cheesy poofs?"
"Aye captain, cheesy poofs in plentiful, and a bunch of sla- workers, to distract Noffin turtles"
"Zephore, why?" Cutpurse proclaims "This is war, you're not just supposed to drink rum and eat cheesy poofs!" Nelson slowly nodded in the background.
"Listen Cutpurse... Do you see war here? No. Right... Anything else needed?"
"A proper shirt for you, Zephore. You can't just walk around with that coconut bra"
"Wait... Co- oh, right sorry guys... Anyone got one they can spare? Also you should’ve seen Banger. Think he got onto it with One-eye Blondie" Zephore says, as SHM hands him a shirt.
"Party got a bit wild, and should've probably been held the day before... So... We got cheesy poofs, rum and pictures for blackmailing it appears..."
"Aren't they just conspiracy theories?" Bluebeard says, with a pondering expression his face
"No my friend, I had someone look into it... It's indeed very true" promises El Draque.
"Who?" Eventine demands to know. "You know, Wolfie, El Draq- Are they that trustworthy?"
"I trust them just fine" Deznutz proclaim, stuffing his face with cheesy poofs, once again making Cutpurse shake his head.
"So Morgan, I trust you took your gold and voodoo with you as well for this little venture?" SHM nods, and Cutpurse turns his head to TA who also nods “Brought it all”.”
“I assume you come with the tactic, Cutpurse, after having talked budget with The Accountant, and Redbard - are you ready with the defences?
Draque and Deznutz, I suspect you’re both loaded with the propaganda and cheesy poofs.
Morgan, I hope you brought enough rum for the negotiations? Also, hope you all listened to Morgan and learned by the experience from all the wars he’s fought” Zephore says as he looks around at the different members.
Zephore looks appraisingly at the rest of the crew. “That’s it. To your stations, all of you!”