with all due respect my companion in the fine are of living while also a little bit dead, i'm about as nice as they come. i'm even leading in top helpers!
http://s2.piratesglory.com/?page=tavern ... op_helpers(did you like my smooth transition into a plug there, cuz i planned that one hard.)
in case anyone Didn't get the classy plug i just did there, i'll be more direct... VOTE FOR ME... EVERYONE (and preferably not anyone in the top 5 or so, not because they aren't helpful, but because i need to win this, or my parents say they won't give me food anymore.)
Better yet! This is NOT just a hustle for votes... this is a BRIBE. One vote = one I-Help-You-Forever. Maybe i haven't helped you yet, but that doesn't mean I won't help you in the future... for EVER. I'm even good at it! Just ask the 18 people who voted for me BEFORE i started hustling for votes.... i'm not sure who they are though, so maybe you could just ask people at complete random, you'll quickly find Someone I helped out at least a little bit...
So yea, please accept my helping-bribe. Seriously... i need food and my parents love... and i can't get that without your votes.
i love you all, except for you... you know who you are.....
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:09 am
